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Roughout Demotivational Poster


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TAGS: roughout gloves funny tag humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - December 5, 2013, 6:41 pm

Hahahahahaha!
Cannabal - December 5, 2013, 5:40 pm
Yep, those gloves are perfect for handling wood.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:56 pm

You might want to make a list...Many hugs..L
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 10:55 pm
….so that pressure on my throat wasn’t my goiter kickin’ up. Good to know. In celebration I think I’ll gargle, pee, and go to bed…hopefully in that order.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:20 pm

Doubtful, but thanks for asking. In my age demographic, men mostly ask me for the time, or to please step aside so they can see the cute babe behind me. Then they ask me to please remove my foot from their neck. It's a win-win.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:40 pm
on...(this is not going to go anywhere, is it)
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 8:45 pm

Depends...
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 7:55 pm
You just called me a triple asterisk B. Izzat like a come on? Izzis where I should say sumpm playfully alluring and debonair about yer ‘chamber’, or should I ease back into my lazyboy after adjusting my tucks?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 3:54 pm

That's not a stove, you ***b. It's a nuclear fission chamber. The STOVE in my kitchen, however, does have a bottom drawer, in which I keep not only the aforementioned gloves, but an array of cootie-covered odds and ends, mostly forgotten 'til it's needed.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
Never knew there was a drawer in yer ‘stove’, let alone a bottom one. Repair job? Geezus, what’r those tubes of yers made of, titanium?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 12:44 pm

I'm not going to tell you I have a pair of welding gloves in the bottom drawer of my stove. Nope...not gonna tell you.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 8:36 am
Personally, I prefer the ove glove
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 10:26 pm

Wish I'd thought of the line BEFORE I made the poster. Thanks! ;)
Silverheart - December 3, 2013, 10:15 pm

Zing! Funny poster, funnier come back! 5Ls
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 8:33 pm

Well...they usually come in pairs...sorry, I couldn't help myself.
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

never had one


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